Regardless of religion, race, ethnicity, or budget, all American weddings ceremonially play the Cha-Cha Slide customarily when ~75% of drink tickets are used. The Cha-Cha Slide is one of the most widely recognized wedding rituals across nearly all American cultures. Keywords: Anthropology, Footology, Party Dances, DJ Casper, Back it up, Slide to the left, Slide to the Right, Criss-Cross, Left Two stomps, Right to Stomps, Criss-Cross, Everybody Clap your Hands, Two Hops this Time, Turn it Out, How low can you go, can you go down low, All the way to the floor, Can you bring it to the top, Like it never never stops 1.
After cross analyzing other popular party dances and explaining away all of our missing data, this study finds that ancient American humans were in fact Cha-Cha’ing real smooth. In this paper, we will discuss reconstructing prehistoric cha-cha slide footprints with an equivalently sized prehistoric sized man, and match the patterns to the discovered footprints. By using geological dating techniques on the footprints, it is now evident that the Cha-Cha Slide is at least 20,978 years older than scientists previously estimated. According to new findings in White Sands National Park, footprint evidence now suggests that the Cha-Cha Slide was introduced into the American ecosystem over 21,000 years ago. “Take it back now y’all” has a deeper meaning than cultural anthropologists previously thought. Mary Stipings 2ġ Department of Feet Things, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USAĢ Department of Pop-Cultural Anthropology, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA, USA Abstract
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